Question: Will you be getting a big fat raise for this amazing new column of yours? — Pam Ausiello

Ausiello: What a coincidence — my sister-in-law's name is Pam Ausiello, too! To answer your question, I don't do this for the money, Pam. I do it for the fans. Folks like Anita Cashinfusion, Ivana Biggerpaycheck, I.M. Whoreforgreen... and the list goes on.