Question: While I enjoy James Marsters too, that has to be "The Most Heinous Poem I Have Ever Read in My Life." On par with Britney Spears' infamous "Letter of Truth." Not good, Sarah. Not good at all. — Lauren, Napa Valley, Calif.

Ausiello: I'll tell you what is good, Lauren from Napa Valley, Calif., — you won the freakin' contest! Check your mailbox for a clarinet pencil and a random issue of TV Guide! Congrats!