Question: How about doing a column titled, "Ask Ausiello How Freaking Awesome the USC Trojan Football Team Is Going to Be This Season!" By the way, if you happen to be in town for any of the games, please stop by our tailgate party at the Coliseum for some free food and drinks! Jennifer H
Ausiello: OK, but promise me I won't have to make a speech. I don't want to make that mistake again.