Question: How come boyfriends Lynn and Alex were the only team to come in first on a leg of The Amazing Race and not win a dream vacation? — Eric

Ausiello: I was wondering the same thing! But before I could tell my assistant, "Fetch me an ice-cold Snapple and, when you're done with that, get GLAAD on the phone!", the Philiminator went and denied pit-stop victors Ron and Kelly a trip to Europe last week. "Not every first-place team wins a prize," a CBS rep gently reminds me, adding, "The prize distribution is predetermined."