Question: While I applaud Tony's taste in bad girls ("Ask Ausiello" 12/1), Santa Barbara's Flame did not scrawl "I am a sinner" on Father Michael's back in red lipstick while he slept off their "religious experience"; what she wrote was "Property of F. Beaufort." If we're gonna make her a legend, we should at least get the legend right, right? — Grover

Ausiello: My new assistant Ismael was supposed to fact-check that. Sorry, Grover. BTW, tell Big Bird I said hi.