Question: I have two queries for you. First, is there a way to get the inside track on your job, once you've left to be the new product tester for Snapple? And secondly, do you know what kind of sweeps-month fun is in store for Smallville?

Answer: Intern Scott? Is this you? Watch yourself, kiddo. I made you, and I will break you. Regarding your Smallville question, walk over to the file cabinet outside of Lois' office and pick up the latest issue of TV Guide. It contains exclusive prattle on the big engagement I've been hinting at for weeks.