Victoria Beckham by Jemal Countess/WireImage.com Victoria Beckham by Jemal Countess/WireImage.com

NBC has announced a July 16 airdate for Victoria Beckham : Coming to America, an hourlong special promising "a firsthand glimpse [at] one of the most sought-after celebrities in the world," one whose "every move is documented by the paparazzi." Pfft, but has she ever served a hard 23 cents in the L.A. County clink? Yeah, didn't think so. Poser.