Oh, how we've missed Officer Poncherello so! Our favorite copper is back and spreading a very important message to motorcyclists of the world: Be weary of spontaneous combustion (damn those hellish fireballs). According to the Ponch, the problem is motorcyclists are just "too hot" for their own good. So listen up, and listen up good: If you're going to ride your motorcycle, do what the Ponch says and just be cool.