... and to which nobody should be returning. Nonetheless, a stage adaptation of the 1980 movie musical Xanadu is, for better or worse, bound for Off-Broadway, roller-skates and all. Christopher Ashley (All Shook Up) will direct what I can only assume will be the most camptacular show to debut in spring 2007. Now then, is it too early to start campaigning for Kylie Minogue to step in for her fellow Aussie Olivia Newton-John in the lead?