Paris Hilton's 4th of July Tip: Don't Drink and Drive!
Refreshed and relaxed by her quick jaunt to Hawaii — where, says the New York Post, she had trouble finding a top-tier hotel willing to open its doors to her and her paparazzi friends — Paris Hilton took keyboard in hand and updated her MySpace page with the following holiday message to fans: "Happy 4th of July, everyone, and remember to be responsible and have a designated driver! Just looking out for you all. I love you and have an amazing summer!"I would imagine that Hilton's previous MySpace pearls of wisdom included:• "Don't go to second base on the first date!"• "Rethink that remake of a 50-year-old horror movie!"• "Packing a bowl with some hash? Beware of video cameras!!"and• "Club-hopping while commando is a big no-no!"
Refreshed and relaxed by her quick jaunt to Hawaii - where,
says the New York Post, she had trouble finding a top-tier hotel willing to open its doors to her and her paparazzi friends -
Paris Hilton took keyboard in hand and updated her
MySpace page with the following holiday message to fans: "Happy 4th of July, everyone, and remember to be responsible and have a designated driver! Just looking out for you all. I love you and have an amazing summer!"
I would imagine that Hilton's previous MySpace pearls of wisdom included:
" "Don't go to second base on the first date!"
" "Rethink that remake of a 50-year-old horror movie!"
" "Packing a bowl with some hash? Beware of video cameras!!"
and
" "Club-hopping while commando is a big no-no!"