The prisoners of Orange Is the New Black are getting into the Christmas spirit with a Litchfield version of "T'was the Night Before Christmas."

In the new version, Santa Claus has no idea what he got himself into when he shows up at the prison with a sack full of swag. All of the girls' dreams come true once they get hold of Santa's sack. (Books for the libarary, real food for the kitchen, Lysol for the loo and a vibrating screwdriver for Boo!)

Unfortunately, like all good things in the OINTB world, guards were soon alerted of the activity and no one got their dream gifts. There was no merry Christmas for Piper (Taylor Schilling) or any of her cohorts, but instead they all got shots.

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Maybe next year Red (Kate Mulgrew) will finally get her chicken.

OINTB Season 4 premiers in 2016 on Netflix.