Question: Oh, my god. I just looked at the picture of you and Azrael that you posted last week and noticed the Band-Aid on your finger. What happened? Did you hurt yourself while trying to dress like a 12-year-old boy?

Answer: Aren't you supposed to be in rehab, Kiki? 'Cause I'm fairly certain you're not allowed to send e-mails while in recovery. But to answer your question, I got a nasty paper cut while tearing open a package from ABC Family. Even worse, all I got was a lousy can of tennis balls promoting Venus & Serena: For Real.