Question: Any Nip/Tuck pooplets?

Answer: A few. Next week, Joan Rivers drops by Julia and Gina's new spa with a business proposal (paging QVC ). Vanessa Redgrave resurfaces on Dec. 6 to have it out with her daughter. And the season finale written and directed by series creator Ryan Murphy will air as a two-hour event on Dec. 20. Oh, and The Carver is... I better whisper this to you. Come closer. Closer. Closer. Oh, forget it. It's (inaudible)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!