Nicole Richie to Enjoy the Simple Life Behind Bars

According to TMZ.com, later today Paris Hilton's 80-proof pal is going to plead guilty or no contest to DUI — her second such bust, for those keeping count. As a result, she will get sentenced to at least five days in the pokey, the minimum for anyone convicted of driving soused twice.Friday's Today's News was written by Ben Katner.