Nicole Richie Diagnosed at Last! Here's the Skinny....

I know you were worried, so I'll just come right out with it: The Simple Life star's recent bouts of light-headedness were not, in fact, caused by empty-headedness; rather, she's hypoglycemic, People says. Which translates to: she has low blood sugar. Which in turn translates to: well, duh! One's blood can't really get sugar in it unless you eat something, now can it?