Ron Swanson Nick Offerman has spoken! Pizza is healthy! Or...maybe not.

In a new Funny Or Die video to raise awareness for the American Heart Association's campaign to protect school meals, the Parks and Recreation star offered us a tour of a farm growing what he claims is healthy pizza, taquitos, fish sticks and sloppy joes.

"Acres of pizza kissed by the sun, stretching as far as the eye can see," he touts.

Though through a not-so-shocking turn of events, the video shines an unflattering light on the cost of trading fruits and veggies for those less healthy options.

See for yourself: