Question: Any news on Keri Russell lately?

Answer: I'm happy to report that our girl is back in New York where she belongs. I opened up the New York Post on Saturday and Page Six had a photo of her on the Washington Square Park set of her new movie August Rush, in which she's reteaming with her Mission: Impossible III costar Jonathan Rhys Meyers. Her character is apparently pregnant in the movie, as evidenced by her faux belly bump. At least it better be faux and not one of Tom Cruise's kinky Scientology experiments. Anyway, I see a field trip to Washington Square Park in my not-too-distant future. Anyone care to join?