Question: You need to hand over some of that Charmed poop you're not sharing! That, or I best see some hardcore Nip/Tuck poop. Your choice.

Answer: Let's go with Charmed. On Nov. 13, Ivan Sergei, who put the Jill in Jack & Jill, kicks off a nine-episode arc as a romantic interest for Paige. He plays a parole officer whom Paige meets while trying to help one of her charges as a Whitelighter.