Starting with the Christmas Day contest between the Lakers and Heat, ABC's NBA coverage will feature a new opening in which The Pussycat Dolls purr a variation of their song "Right Now." What's more, Nicole Scherzinger and... um, the others will add their special sizzle to commercial-break intros and outros. Touting the news, an ABC production exec says, "Like the incredible athletes who play in the NBA, the Pussycat Dolls have unique talents."

He's as good as the Unique Whips dude. Why'd I even come in today?