Subtitlers may want to form a union, and fast! Starting Mar. 5 (at 10 pm/ET), VH1 will begin airing Australia's Next Top Model, hosted by Erika Heynatz (who?) and featuring as judges talent booker Alex Perry (come again?), style guru Ken Thompson (insert blank look here) and onetime U.S. Harper's Bazaar editrix Marguerite Kramer (hey, at least I've heard of the magazine).... The second season of The Closer - that's the season that won Kyra Sedgwick her Golden Globe, thank you very much - comes out on DVD on May 29.... CBS Television Distribution has signed Deborah Norville to stick around as anchor of Inside Edition for at least a few more years.
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