Kathy Bates has been cast as Ashton Kutcher's mother in Personal Effects, a revenge romance (what? I can't coin a new genre?) in which the Punk'd prankster falls for an older woman ( Michelle Pfeiffer). Ashton Kutcher with a woman old enough to be Demi Moore? Who'd ever believe that?.... Still coasting on his Veronica Mars cool, Steve Guttenberg has been cast as a soon-to-be-divorcé whose son vanishes in The Well. Um, judging from the title, I think I know where the kid went. - Ben Katner