The director of the McDonald's exposé Super Size Me earned himself an entire pad of demerits by giving a potty-mouthed speech at a Philadelphia high school's first health fair, the Associated Press tattles. Not only did the supposed funnyman take aim at the IQs of Mickey D's employees and the easiest target in the world, teachers, he slammed the special-ed students who had the misfortune to be in attendance. On the plus side, I'm sure school officials were delighted that, at the inaugural event, their students had learned so much about the pitfalls of poor mental health.