Question: Gimme some Moonlight scoop. I'm so hooked on that show it's not even funny.

Answer: A little birdie with big fangs tells me that there's an assassination attempt made on Josef (Jason Dohring) in the Dec. 14 episode. But the major news is that we discover a secret that Josef has been keeping from Mick (Alex O'Loughlin) for over 40 years, and it may (read: will) explain why he believes Mick and Beth can never work.