Question: For months you have been stringing us along saying that Michael Vartan was still going to be on the show! What gives?

Answer: Listen, just because Vartan is no longer a series regular doesn't mean J.J. was lying when he said the dude will still be part of the show. Case in point: (MAJOR SPOILER ALERT) There's an 82 percent chance Vartan will be back next month for an episode or two although whether or not he'll be playing Vaughn remains an open question. And, if all goes according to plan, you'll see him again in May. Now, would someone please give me a hug 'cause I'm feeling attacked.