Question: Dude, Dave Annable is already smokin' hot, but now I find out he's a Trojan fan? He hit Kyle Chandler levels of hotness with that little revelation. Will y'all be making an appearance in Pasadena on Jan. 1?
Answer: If Dave A. can hook me up with some of those nifty sideline passes he always seems to get his hands on, I'll be there. Oh, who am I kidding I'd sit on Chief Illiniwek's lap if it meant a chance to see the big game in person. All joking aside, if any of you Ausholes are looking to unload a pair of Rose Bowl tix or if you have connections that don't involve the words "stub" or "hub" contact me ASAP at firstname.lastname@example.org. I'll do just about anything to get to that game. And. I. Mean. Anything.