Question: You are a societal cancer. I have rarely read anything so void of content, substance or interest. I will use your postings as an example to my students of what happens when someone fails to grasp the language. Thanks for being my shameful poster boy. You are pathetic.

Answer: Waht arr yu tawkin abowt!? I hav a gooood grassp of da langhuage. Ure a wheel meenie.