Question: I'm pretty sure that I speak for all of us Ausholes when I ask: Do you have any cameos lined up for this season?

Answer: Yes, but I can't say anything until the deal is signed, sealed and delivered. Not surprisingly, we're haggling over money. I'm asking for Top of Show; they're offering a $20 lunch voucher plus free parking. My agent assures me that lowball offers are a common negotiation tactic, so I'm trying not to take it personally.