Who needs bodyguards when you have an army of surfer dudes and dudettes to defend your honor? We're talking about the most beloved beach bum of them all, Matthew McConaughey. While the paps were trying to snap a money-shot of this often-shirtless actor on Malibu Beach the other day, an all out brawl broke out between the beachgoers and the photogs. Forget the burley guys throwing punches- the smack talkin' chick alone would have had has running for the hills.