As Britney Spears (presumably) breaks a personal record with her current rehab stay, which is now going on 30 hours, photos have surfaced in the New York Daily News (the one on the paper's cover can be found here) showing the skinheaded siren assaulting an empty car parked outside K-Fed's apartment with an umbrella - and not one of those wimpy Totes minis, either.

The bizarre stop on Spears' train wreck was caught by paparazzi Wednesday evening, shortly after Federline had threatened his estranged (and growing estranger... ) wife with an emergency custody hearing concerning their two sons, whom she lovingly calls "Sean something" and "the littler one."

UPDATE: In a statement to Extra, Spears' manager deems stories that his client is on suicide watch "absolutely untrue. She is in rehab, and it is very disappointing that various media outlets are running these false stories about her, as Britney tries to get better."

As for speculation on who will get the first sit-down with Spears once the dust has settled, Barbara Walters, who has been in touch with Spears' manager, says, "She's got a long way to go before she has to sit down and do an interview." In other words? Her.