Having apparently not yet seen the latest cover of People, Dina Lohan - who fancies herself "the white Oprah" and recently test-drove the TV waters with a gig on ET - is in talks to helm her own E! reality series, Mom-ager, in which she would attempt to secure for her youngest children, Ali, 14, and Cody, 11, the fabulous fame that Lindsay is now enjoying/burning off at the Promises rehab center. Speaking for many of us, a source says to the New York Post's Page Six, "Can you believe that? [Dina] totally messed up Lindsay.... And now she's going to do the same to the other two? Those kids should be in school having normal lives, the life that Lindsay didn't get to have."

Reps for Dina, Lindsay and E! have not yet commented on the Post's story.

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