YOU ARE, LIKE, SO FIRED

NBC hasn't just picked up The Apprentice for a sixth season, it has picked it up, packed it into a Louis Vuitton suitcase and moved it across the country. The reality competition, now winding down Season 4 and already in production on Season 5, will shoot No. 6 in Southern California, where Donald Trump also has overblown holdings. As for transferring Carolyn and George, a show rep had yet to comment, but there is talk they will be replaced by West Coast counterparts Surf Dog and Mandee.