Have Mercy! The Cast Photo for Lifetime's Full House Tell-All Is Appropriately Awful

Can't wait for Fuller House to premiere? Lifetime's got a tell-all movie to tide you over.

Lifetime has released the cast photo for its upcoming Full House tell-all movie, and after seeing the fictional Tanner family, we're more excited than ever for the train wreck that will be The Unauthorized Full House Story. While we're still puzzling over Miley Cyrus' ex Justin Gaston playing John Stamos (how rude!), we've got to hand it to the casting department for their picks for the rest of the family, particularly Danny and Stephanie.

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Playing Bob Saget (Danny) is Garrett Brawith - who, judging from the photo, has perfected Saget's exasperated dad smirk. And the cast photo features Dakota Guppy (The Returned) as a young Stephanie, while an older version of Stephanie will be played by Jordyn Olson, an alum of Lifetime's The Unauthorized Saved by the Bell Story. (Multiple actresses will also play Candace Cameron Bure and the Olsen twins at various ages.)

The Unauthorized Full House Story is being written by Ron McGee, who also wrote the Saved by the Bell tell-all. It premieres August 22 at 8/7c on Lifetime.

Check out the cast photo below. Will you watch?