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You know, by being socked in it. Metaphorically speaking, of course. The Desperate Housewife is being sued by Hydroderm, TMZ says, because she broke the anti-competition clause in her contract with the company when she mouthed off about how wonderful City Cosmetics' Lip Plumper is. According to the legal docs, Hydroderm paid the erstwhile Lois Lane $2.4 million for her exclusive endorsement, and now its execs want all $2.4 million back.... In a move that will surprise no one, yesterday Dennis Quaid and his wife sued the makers of heparin, claiming that negligent packaging of the blood thinner led to the massive overdose their newborn twins were given at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in L.A.... Sasha Baron Cohen and his fellow Borat creators were sued again yesterday, this time by a driving instructor who claims he was suckered into appearing in the film.... A Dublin court has dropped all charges against The Tudors' Jonathan Rhys Meyers, who got a bit drunk and disorderly at the airport last month. - Ben Katner