Question: If you see Lauren Graham on the red carpet, can you just tell her that she was robbed and is the best actress working on TV?

Answer: I wish I could have been as graceful about it as you. Here's what our brief red-carpet exchange sounded like on my tape recorder:

Me: I almost boycotted this whole event.
Lauren: You know, dude, just stay up on your soap box. It helps.
Me: I think it's cool that you came anyway. You should [bleep, bleep, bleep] when you go up to present.
Lauren: That's what I'm going to do.
Me: That'll show 'em.
Lauren: [Laughs] Could you imagine?

Anyone want to venture a guess what "bleep, bleep, bleep" stands for?