That's the position he takes when he crashes Ed's (Hector Elizondo) retirement party in the Outdoor Man offices in this exclusive clip. It is the saddest retirement party ever, though, since it's basically just Ed, Chuck (Jonathan Adams) and Joe (Jay Leno) kicking it in the store, drinking Fuzzy Navels.
Luckily, Mike's got somewhere to be: He's hosting a foreign exchange student for a dinner at the house. It was not his idea, of course; Vanessa (Nancy Travis) has invited the kid over and Mike, naturally, has to play along. As you'll see in the clip, Mike doesn't seem to think it's a big deal -- he plans on sitting quietly and being a good host to the girl and her father -- but naturally, this whole thing can easily go off the rails.
There's no telling whether or not their families' beliefs will clash but one thing is for sure: there won't be any Fuzzy Navels on the drink menu.
Last Man Standing airs Fridays at 8/7c on Fox.