Question: As a lady Longhorn, I think it's only fitting to cook you a meal to help you deal with your loss. How do you like your crow?

Answer: I'm a vegetarian, so I prefer faux crow if it's not too much trouble. Now, can we please get on with AA? I've got a ton of scoop to dole out and all this petty name-calling is only serving to eat up what little time we have together. After all, it's just a freakin' football game. Life goes on.