Question: I just voted for you for Sexiest Vegetarian on!

Answer: You and the rest of the AA readership. According to one of my little animal spies over at PETA, on the strength of last week's shameless plug in AA, I jumped from No. 9 to No. 3 behind only Milo Ventimiglia and Joaquin Phoenix. But let's not rest on our laurels. It's time to show the world that AA readers won't settle for anything less than No. 1. The polls close at the end of June, and ballot-stuffing is encouraged. Seriously, you can vote as many times as you'd like. I just voted for myself 25 times and no one said a peep!