Question: When is Joey coming back on the air?

Answer: I'm now hearing not until summer, which is really gonna piss off my brother and sister-in-law. They dropped in for a visit two weeks ago and, after frisking me for swag, they demanded an explanation for Joey's sudden disappearing act as if my name were Jeff Zucker or something. I mean, they were angry. And judging by my AA feedback, they're not the only ones. Who knew?