Question: Are Jim and Pam actually going to be together on The Office, or are the writers just f---ing with us?

Answer: Jim's finally going to open up about his feelings for her, but then quickly write it off as a bygone crush. (Idiot!) In that same episode, he's going to accompany Golden Globe nominee Steve Carell to Hooters, where a tasteless joke about chicken breasts will be made by you-know-who. Also, a heads-up to the PC police: There's a truly hysterical, er, I mean insensitive episode coming up that pits Michael against the office building's wheelchair-bound supervisor. It's too funny, er, I mean offensive.