Jessica Simpson Too Bad an Actress for the Big Screen?

C'mon. They keep letting Ashley Judd make movies, and (sorry) I can't stand her. Anyway, Us Weekly says the ex-Mrs. Lachey's new flick, Blonde Ambition, is so bad it makes Shanghai Surprise look like Chinatown. As a result, a source tells the mag, it's going straight to DVD. Wow. That's gotta hurt almost as much as Vanessa Minnillo's irritatingly constant weight.