Jessica Alba and Cash Warren by Kevin Mazur/WireImage.com Jessica Alba and Cash Warren by Kevin Mazur/WireImage.com

The 28-year-old dude recently named Luckiest Bastard of 2007 by Spike TV is now the unluckiest lunk alive. Jessica Alba last week called it quits with her beau of two and a half years, Cash Warren - and over the phone, no less, says Us. "It happened... almost out of nowhere. [Cash] thinks it's [because of] another guy, but doesn't know," a source tells the glossy. "He's totally devastated." As he should be.

In other love notes, a spokesperson for Brad Pitt tells Us that a Brangelina breakup story being spun by two of the more fantastical tabs is bogus: "They are on vacation, and all is well." And thus, so are we.