Jersey Shore
After two months, countless tubes of hair gel, way too many hours in a tanning booth and more gratuitous thong shots than we care to recall, Jersey Shore wraps up its debut season Thursday night (10/9c, MTV) with a finale and reunion special. We thought it was a good time to check in on what we learned from Snooki, J-WOWW, Sammi Sweetheart, Pauly D, The Situation, Ronnie and Vinny, starting with a whole new vocabulary. To wit:
Blow-out (n.): A painstakingly sculpted male hairdo that uses styling gel and a hair dryer to create a frozen wall of hair
Creep (v.): To seek out a potential hook-up, preferably one who is under the influence of alcohol
Fist pump (n.): A dance move used to show excitement at clubs
Fred Flintstone toe (n.): A term never to be used to describe a woman's big toe
Grenade (n.): A less attractive girl on whom one has to throw one's wingman to prevent her from exploding one's good time with her hot friend
GTL (n.): An acronym that stands for the daily beauty regimen of going to the gym, tanning and doing laundry
Heated (adj.): Fired-up, angry; often as a precursor to fighting
Juiced (adj.): Extremely built or muscular, often through the use of steroids
Pouf (n.): A hairdo in which a large mountain of hair is piled on the crown of the head
Pound it out (v.): To engage in sexual relations
Robbery (n.): The act of stealing another male's most recent female conquest
Smush (v.): To engage in sexual relations
Vibe (v.): To be attracted to another person
Best quotes from the Jersey Shore premiere
What's your favorite Jersey Shore slang?
