The question: "What happens on Friday's installment of the long-running game show?"

A publicist for Jeopardy! tells the Orlando Sentinel that on March 16, "and for the first time in 23 years, Jeopardy! history will be made. It was such a remarkable event we consulted a game-theory expert, and he said it may never happen again!"

Beyond that tease, the rep is tight-lipped: "Alex Trebek and our producers remain mum, and I, myself, have been sworn to secrecy."

I'll take " Readers' Speculations," for $500....