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If we were ever shipwrecked, we'd want three things: Stoli, digital cable and Dawn Wells — and not necessarily in that order, either. After all, the actress who played castaway Mary Ann on Gilligan's Island not only remains cute as a button at age 64, she's also far more enterprising than the Professor. Today, for instance, in a classic-TV edition of the syndicated game show Street Smarts (check local listings), she quizzes John Q. Public to raise funds for her Film Actor's Boot Camp. Next month, the co-executive producer of Surviving Gilligan's Island unveils her second small-screen tell-all, the fanciful Batman exposé Return to the Batcave: The Misadventures of Adam and Burt. And right now, she dives into our rather random questions without ever reaching for a life preserver. So sit right back and you'll read the tale!TV Guide Online:
If we were ever shipwrecked, we'd want three things: Stoli, digital cable and Dawn Wells — and not necessarily in that order, either. After all, the actress who played castaway Mary Ann on Gilligan's Island not only remains cute as a button at age 64, she's also far more enterprising than the Professor. Today, for instance, in a classic-TV edition of the syndicated
game show Street Smarts (check local listings), she quizzes John Q.
Public to raise funds for her Film Actor's Boot Camp. Next month, the
co-executive producer of Surviving Gilligan's Island unveils her
second small-screen tell-all, the fanciful Batman exposé Return to the Batcave: The Misadventures of Adam and Burt. And right now, she dives into our rather random questions without ever reaching for a life preserver. So sit right back and you'll read the tale!
TV Guide Online: How unfair was it for Street Smarts to pit you
— the eternal girl next door — against curmudgeonly Eight Is
Enough dad Dick Van Patten?
Dawn Wells: Well, I did the Survivor [competition] with a bunch
of [fellow Nick at Nite types] on Jay Leno, and I thought I had it
made. But then Jerry Mathers [from Leave It to Beaver] beat me!
Street Smarts really shows how pathetic we are. There'd be a question
like, "Where's Montana?" and someone would answer, "In Missouri." The
American public needs a little more education!
TVGO: Ouch. Aside from "Montana is in Missouri," what's the strangest
comment that you ever received from a man on the street?
Wells: I had a guy get into an elevator with me once, and when the doors
closed, he dropped to his knees, took off my shoes and started kissing my
feet! When the elevator door opened, he left and said, "I've always wanted to
do that." Talk about being terrified! And I never knew if he just thought it
would be a strange thing to do or if he even knew who I was.
TVGO: Oh, I knew. Um... moving right along... As a Batcave producer,
you were the Caped Crusader's boss. How was Adam West as an employee? Did you
have to break out the ol' Batpaddle to discipline him?
Wells: No. He was real agreeable... real easy to work with, so I didn't
have to discipline him. I'm not sure it would have worked if I'd tried! We're
old friends.
TVGO: If I enrolled in your boot camp for wannabe matinee idols and
starlets, what's the first rule that I'd be taught?
Wells: Follow the rules! We've got some pretty strict ones. We treat
students as if they're on location, and we work them from six in the morning
until 11 at night. It's intense.
TVGO: Ah, like Club Med. In the 1982 cartoon Gilligan's Planet, you
got to voice glamorpuss Ginger as well as down-to-earth Mary Ann. Was that a
stretch?
Wells: Nah. It's just a different approach. I've played several hookers
in a lot of plays. Mind you, I'm not saying Ginger was a hooker! But
I've played all kinds of roles. At first, I said, "I can't do both voices at
once," so I said, "Let's just go through and do Mary Ann, then I'll go back
and do Ginger." But by the time I got halfway through, I was talking to
myself.
TVGO: Happens to us all the time. No, it doesn't. Yes, it does. Shut up,
you're embarrassing me in front of Dawn Wells! ... Ahem. How insulted
were you when Gilligan's Island premiered, and the theme song referred
to you and Russell Johnson as "... and the rest"?
Wells: Oh, I wasn't insulted, I was brand new! I didn't know anything
about billing! And [the producers] didn't do it on purpose. We were just the
three replacements — Ginger, Mary Ann and the Professor. Tina
Louise just happened to get her role first, and her agent negotiated a
"nobody after her" clause, so that was just politics. I was perfectly happy
to be in a series!
TVGO: We know just how you feel. Well, except for the part about being in
a series. Back in '59, you were Miss Nevada. What did you do for the talent
portion of the pageant?
Wells: I did a scene from Our Town for Miss Nevada and, for Miss
America, a scene from As You Like It, where Rosalind is dressed like a
boy trying to ask her lover what he thinks about her.
TVGO: Is there anything quite as all-American as a girl hitting on a dude
while dressed like a guy? We think not.