Has Law & Order found its next ADA? Is Las Vegas getting a new flirty concierge? Whatever the case, best of luck (and lots of Aleve) to the publicist assigned to this show. According to the Hollywood Reporter, NBC is in talks with Isaiah Washington's worst enemy - that is, the Grey's Anatomy firestarter himself - about a possible gig (though whether that would be a new or existing series is unclear). In related news, word on the street has it that, since T.R. Knight's insidiously clever scheme to get producers to rethink him as a leading man by getting himself called the F-word and then coming out of the closet has worked so brilliantly, everyone on The Office who is not Steve Carell, Jim or Pam has begun hanging out in gay bars.

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