Is the Big Screen Big Enough for Simon Cowell and His Ego?

Apparently having learned nada from the atrocity that was From Justin to Kelly, American Idol judge Simon Cowell is working on a movie that will be based on his U.K. hits X Factor and Pop Idol, according to the Sun. "It's going to be the modern-day version of Fame, although set [at] a talent show rather than a talent college," he told the paper. [Insert the name of your fave reality-TV has-been here], call your agent!