Question: I am very interested in working the weekend shift at your new Tasti D-Lite. I even have customer-service experience, and $7 an hour is exactly what I was making at my old job.

Answer: Huh? OMG you thought I was serious about opening a Tasti D-Lite. My humor is getting way too subtle. (That said, the Tasti D-Lite in my neighborhood is in dire need of someone with customer service experience.)