Question: I'm sure you noticed that on last Tuesday's Gilmore Girls, "Yale" was really USC. You should have flown out to show Chris and Lor around campus!

Answer: Think they'll still be there on Saturday for the USC-Cal game? 'Cause I will! Fight on, USC! Beat the Golden Bears!

On that note, head on over to the Ask Ausiello discussion thread in the Ausiello Report to wish me luck on Scrubs! And while you're there, if you wanna talk about something you read in AA, that's cool, too. Also, I'd be remiss if I didn't thank intern Scott for the minor contribution he made to this week's column. I could've done it without him! (No, really. I could've.)