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Question: I'd like to buy you for as funny as you are and sell you for as funny as you think you are. I'd be a millionaire — check that — a billionaire. Answer: I'm horrible at math, but I think you just paid me a really big compliment. Am I right? Am I?

Michael Ausiello

Question: I'd like to buy you for as funny as you are and sell you for as funny as you think you are. I'd be a millionaire check that a billionaire.

Answer: I'm horrible at math, but I think you just paid me a really big compliment. Am I right? Am I?

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