Question: I may be the only one in the known free Stars Hollow world who thinks this, but I would much rather see Lorelei with Christopher than with Luke. They have volumes more chemistry, and it seems that whenever L&L kiss it is so obvious both actors are thisclose to grimacing with discomfort.

Answer: Of all the action verbs you could have used in that sentence frown, sulk, sneer, to name a few you just had to pick that one. It's like high school all over again.

On that note, pardon me while I go resume the staring contest with my toilet bowl.